Extinction of an American icon?
The Massachusetts plant that hatched 20 million plastic flamingos
shut its doors this week.
By
Clayton Collins | Staff writer of The Christian Science
Monitor
LEOMINSTER, MASS.
For connoisseurs of seascape paintings there is J.M.W.
Turner's "The Fighting Temeraire." For motorcycle mavens, the
Ducati Desmosedici RR. For wry lawn ornamentarians there is the
Featherstone Flamingo.
Plenty of the kitschy pink birds, in "feeding," "standing,"
and "flying" poses (the latter with propeller wings), will be
around for as long as it takes molded plastic resin to degrade.
An estimated 20 million have been sold.
But there could quite possibly be no new fledglings - at
least not of the authentic strain that flocked, incongruously,
from this red-brick, northeastern industrial city for nearly
half a century.
Union Products, the flamingo manufacturer since a young
designer named Don Featherstone rendered it in 1957 and tapped
into a national fascination with all things Floridian, stopped
producing the birds in June and officially closed here
Wednesday. Dennis Plante, the company's president, has
reportedly said three firms have expressed interest in acquiring
the mold, so phoenicopteris ruber plasticus, as its
creator once called it, could be spared from extinction.
Still, a rueful murmuring has spread as the ironic icon gets
its due. The ubiquitous pop-culture commentator Robert Thompson
of Syracuse University told the Los Angeles Times: "[T]here are
two pillars of cheesy, campiness in the American pantheon. One
is the velvet Elvis. The other is the pink flamingo."
Somewhere along the way to becoming "notorious" kitsch - a
moment crystallized by the 1972 John Waters film, "Pink
Flamingos" - the birds "became an emblem for crossing boundaries
of art and taste, [and then] an emblem for crossing boundaries,"
says Jenny Price, a Los Angeles writer who decoded the plastic
flamingo and other phenomena in her 1999 book, "Flight Maps."
Some might call it a suburban scourge. But thisbird also has
defenders.
"I think it beats the heck out of a silver 'gazing ball,' "
says the genial Mr. Featherstone. "Although when you combine
them it's kind of nice."
The Union Products website depicts the three-foot-tall birds
wading in a marsh. Featherstone - who rose through the firm to
serve as president from 1996 to 2000, when he retired - has
known buyers to deploy plastic flamingos in plausible settings.
But he concedes that most go for a different effect.
"I always said if you put six of them around a tractor tire
painted red, white, and blue and put petunias in it, in front of
a nice house, it looks pretty tacky," Featherstone says with a
laugh. He keeps 57 flamingos on the lawn of his Fitchburg,
Mass., home in the summer, to commemorate the year he crafted
it, fresh from art school. (He would eventually sculpt 700
"character" ornaments for the firm.)
Flamingo fanatics often end up mounting big-scale tributes of
their own. Susan Cutter, a geography professor at the University
of South Carolina, bought her first pair when she lived in New
Jersey in 1983. She quickly assembled a flock that, she says,
"migrated" with her to South Carolina 10 years later.
She now keeps 40, ceremoniously retiring ones that fade.
"They're whimsical, tacky, just plain fun," says Professor
Cutter, who says she also dabbles in other flamingo
collectibles, including stuffed Beanie Babies. "I love the
color. You know, they bring a smile to your face. And I think
that's the appeal." She calls the plant closure "a very sad day.
It's such an American institution."
Jane Powell, who runs a jewelry and pawn shop with her
husband in Rockledge, Fla., says an online flamingo-fan forum
she visits has been abuzz about the flamingo's apparent demise.
"Some of the ladies use them as reindeer replacements at
Christmas," she says.
"The gold ones are going for outrageous prices on eBay," says
Ms. Powell. "I wish I could get a pair, but I'm not sure I want
to spend $80. I really need to get to Wal-Mart and buy a few
pairs of the pink ones...."
Until recently, the birds could be bought in bulk by
retailers at 16 for $42 from the factory, with minimum orders of
$500. Last week a pair could be found for $12.95 at Amazon.com.
Plastic injection molding has long been big business here in
Leominster, the "Pioneer Plastics City" as well as the "home of
Johnny Appleseed."
DuPont had a presence here for decades. Foster Grant
sunglasses were made here, several residents proudly note, along
with Hula Hoops and other toys. Fosta-Tek still operates here,
making helmet visors for the military, says a receptionist at
the reverently quiet National Plastics Center and Museum on
Derwin Street. A nearby firm called Nypro makes covers for
cellphones.
In its hard-working hometown, the pink flamingo actually
seems a little underrepresented, given its cult status. At Union
Products, buttoned up behind a "For Sale" sign, President
Plante's old assigned parking space bears his name framed by
flamingo silhouettes. The only other specimens easily seen on a
recent afternoon were the duo in the corner of the museum lobby.
"The craze seems to be outside of Leominster," says Bob
Macdonald, a retired dental technician who is helping out as a
handyman at the First Baptist Church, just off Monument Square.
"But for some strange reason that little bird has had an
impact.... No matter what state you visit, you see them."
"In the summer this town is loaded with flamingos," insists
Anne Le'Cuyer, working the register at the Tails A Waggin pet
store just down the street. She doesn't own a flamingo herself.
(Mr. Macdonald says he thinks he's probably had a specimen or
two, over the years.)
Here, more than anything it's about a loss of industry.
"It was a big deal when we reported that they were going out
of business," says Jeff McMenemy, editor of the Sentinel and
Enterprise newspaper here. "It's not like there are people
crying in the streets or anything. But I think it's kind of one
more thing, a lost tradition for the area."
Union Products, which could not be reached for comment, has
cited simple economics for its closure. Featherstone recalls a
sales spike of about 8 percent in 1997 at the 30th anniversary,
when he says nostalgia began to lift the flamingo. He regrets
that his old firm won't have the bird for its 50th.
Others are incredulous. "Most companies would kill to have
something the world knows about and likes," says Marc
Abrahamson, editor of the Annals of Improbable Research in
Cambridge, Mass., a magazine that awarded Featherstone its
Ig-Nobel Award, celebrating the unusual and imaginative, in
1996. In 2001 Mr. Abrahamson helped organize a boycott of
flamingos produced for a few years by Union Products without
Featherstone's signature, which had been a mainstay since 1986.
Abrahamson saw that move as part of a failure to promote a
winning product.
"I tried phoning them and literally could get nobody to talk
to me," he says. "It started to feel a little bit like the old
days [when] you read about people trying to deal with the Nixon
White House during its final days."
Featherstone shrugs off the signature saga. He says he is
hopeful about the future of the product he thinks of as one of
his kids. "Let's see what happens," he says. "I think the old
girl isn't dead yet."
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